What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?