What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why are cars magic?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the echo get detention?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
