What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
How does a barber get to work?
Why was the bee sad?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What sport can waiters play really well?