What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why do rhinos charge?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?