Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What vegetables make the best music?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?