What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?