What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?