What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do elves learn in school?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
