Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Which cats have the best manners?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What is the definition of Robin?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What was the first animal in space?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?