Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What kind of books do boats write?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?