Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
Where do termites go camping?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What siblings are always sad?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?