What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What kind of books do boats write?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?