Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do naked fish play with?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?