Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What vehicles are in the best shape?