Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's a henway?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do cows like to dance to?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
When do mice play every day?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call two birds in love?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
How do you compliment a cat?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
