Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Can February March?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?