Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's the loudest sport?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call a Russian flea?