What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
How much does freedom weigh?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
How many insurance policies do cats need?