What do you call a dog that meditates?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why are boxers good comedians?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?