What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
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Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What animals make the best students?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?