Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
She doesn't listen.
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What are you studying in math?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why was the math book sad?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How do frogs get to work?