Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
She doesn't listen.
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do elves learn in school?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What bird is losing its hair?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why do cows go to New York?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?