Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
She doesn't listen.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
How long will dinner be?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?