Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
She doesn't listen.
What school subject really rocks?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What tea do footballers drink?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why are frogs always happy?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why is money so stubborn?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
