Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
She doesn't listen.
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What does a panda ghost say?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why are all priests fit?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?