How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
When should you start writing a book?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?