What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Can you ear me?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What school subject really rocks?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What type of car do planets buy?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Where do hamsters come from?
