Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What day of the week do chickens hide?