What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Can you ear me?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What nationality are most fish?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What kind of car does a chicken have?