What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Can you ear me?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
When do flowers get their workout in?