What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
When do astronauts eat?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?