Why did the border collie get a raise?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?