What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What does a panda ghost say?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
