Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the confused bee say?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the frog starve?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?