What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
What's a forklift?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?