What animal knows how to work a computer?
A mouse.
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?