What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What condiment has wings?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?