What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why are winter days great?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Where does money love to go shopping?