Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did March say to the madness?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?