Why did the mirror cross the road?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?