What style of music weighs the most?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What was the first animal in space?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?