What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What vegetables make the best music?
