Why are all priests fit?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What's the laziest vegetable?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How do you organize a space party?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How do fireflies start a race?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call a hairless poodle?