What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How do you grill cheese?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Which president loved to take baths?