What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?