What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
