What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What day is your mom always right?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?