What does a spy do when he gets cold?
He goes undercover!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Where does breakfast live?
What kind of bird can write?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?