What does a spy do when he gets cold?
He goes undercover!
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
