Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why was the horse so happy?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?