Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?