What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
