What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What tree has the most bark?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?