Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
How do you get kids to do something?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why are cars magic?
What do you call the dog magician?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
