Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What was the first animal in space?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Who won the race between two balls of string?