My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the pig go to the casino?