Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
She was getting too Sirius®.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What's E.T. short for?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
