Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
She was getting too Sirius®.
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
How do automobiles fly?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What table can you never sit at?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?