Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
She was getting too Sirius®.
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What tree has the most bark?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why do cats love to work?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?