Which subject has two parts?
Bi-ology.
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?