Which subject has two parts?
Bi-ology.
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What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
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What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
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What is a tree's least favorite month?
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What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?