Which subject has two parts?
Bi-ology.
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's the noisiest food?
