Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Where do hamsters come from?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?