What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call a very small Valentine?