What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics.
What do you call a small mom?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's the most determined bird?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call a pile of cats?