What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics.
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Do dads always snore?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why was the bee sad?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?