What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?