What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?