What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
A bad summer break.
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?