Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why is the beach so confident?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?