What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?