Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What's a henway?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
