Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?