Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Which fly makes films?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why was the horse so happy?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?