Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Where do hamsters come from?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What nationality are most fish?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?