Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Because they were always in school.
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why was the musician arrested?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?