Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Because they were always in school.
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What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Which hot drink loves golf?
