What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Cowboom!
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How does the sun listen to music?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
