What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
