What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why do two skunks argue?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?