Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What famous scientist will try anything?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?