Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Which relative loves rice?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you do when two snails fight?