What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?