Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How does the sun listen to music?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's the most determined bird?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?