What animal always goes to heaven?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Who are Frosty's parents?