What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
A pot roast.
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
We had a discussion about roses.
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
