What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
A pot roast.
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why is money so stubborn?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why is golf harder than baseball?