If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe.
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why is summer always sad?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
