Which dog belongs in a band?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?