If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missiletoe.
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's the holiest insect?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's the noisiest food?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Where do stars go to college?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?