Which famous author is also a ruler?
Stephen King.
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why are all priests fit?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
How does a taco bless the table?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
