Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
How do you wash a lamb?