How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner back.
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?