How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner back.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why was the bee sad?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why are winter days great?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
