Why did the bunnies go on strike?
They wanted better celery.
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?