Why did the bunnies go on strike?
They wanted better celery.
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the echo get detention?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Where do books sleep?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?