Why did the bunnies go on strike?
They wanted better celery.
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
