Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
The bobber shop.
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What birds make average students?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?