Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
The bobber shop.
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Surprise!!!!
What does winter fat turn into?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?