What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Families are like fudge.