Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do insects learn at school?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?