What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How do bees get to school?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's a father's favorite flower?