What kind of bird can write?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Where do hamsters come from?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?