What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How do frogs get to work?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How do bees get to school?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Which animal will never go bald?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?