What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
What do you find at the end of everything?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do bees chew?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why don't ants get sick?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How do you arrest a pig?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What type of birds stay together forever?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the confused bee say?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why are cars magic?