What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What condiment has wings?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why are ghosts always single?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?