Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?