What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
How do bears keep cool?
What did the bee say to the flower?
