There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why are winter days great?
Why was the bunny upset?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Are baby skunks cute?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?