There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which tree can't stop crying?
I broke my finger!