There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why are winter days great?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do bees chew?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
