There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why are fish such good architects?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?