There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Where do surfers go to school?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What is the smallest lion?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call a thieving alligator?