What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do cats wear to work?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What table can you never sit at?