What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How did the tree get lost?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?