What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
What kind of music do planets like?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How do you organize a space party?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What kind of books do boats write?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What sport are eggs the best at?