What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What vegetables make the best music?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What part of a football field is never the same?