What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why was the mime upset?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the foal cough?