What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call a silly hill?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
