Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
To get to the other side!
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What event do spiders love to attend?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?