What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What event do spiders love to attend?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?