Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
To get to the other side!
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do bees chew?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What is the most adorable season?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which animal should never work for the government?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
If you need help building an ark...
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do sheep say when they're in love?