Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
To get to the other side!
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Which state is the cleanest?
How do bears keep cool?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
How was the wedding?