What do you call a famous turtle?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?