Why do baseball players love bowling?
Because it's good to get a strike.
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why do cows wear bells?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?