What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?