Why do baseball players love bowling?
Because it's good to get a strike.
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
When do cows get tired?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why are cars magic?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?