Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Because it's just so lava-ble.
What do you call siblings who love math?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What animal floats best?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why are bakers so good at math?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do elves learn in school?
