What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why are all priests fit?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why are goats so funny?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?