Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Because it's just so lava-ble.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
How are mountains able to see?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What vegetables do librarians like?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.