What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?