Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
The museum curator needed a break.
How do fleas travel?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?