Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
What do ducks have for lunch?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?