Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What animal floats best?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Surprise!!!!
What do cats eat for breakfast?