Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call hiking college students?
How was the wedding?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?