Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How do you organize a space party?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What kind of books do boats write?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What's a forklift?