Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
When do astronauts eat?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why was the bee sad?