Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
