Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Bats have rabies.
Which bug is related to you?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Which family member has tusks?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What game do bats excel at?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
