Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Bats have rabies.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What is the color of the wind?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Which plant has the best roar?
What kind of bird can write?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How do you get straight A's?