What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?