Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Because he didn't want to get caught red handed!
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What shape has a knighthood?
What are you studying in math?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Which singer could always break a five?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why do bees gossip?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?