What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's black and white and red all over?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why is heaven always so tidy?