Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Because he didn't want to get caught red handed!
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do naked fish play with?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?