Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Because he didn't want to get caught red handed!
Which plant has the best roar?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What car can't keep a secret?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
