Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Because he didn't want to get caught red handed!
How do snowmen get information?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's good for both poker and theater?