Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What is the color of the wind?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How does dinner smell?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How do you care for a sick bird?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?