What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Boo-ze!
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why are all priests fit?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What game do mice love to play?