What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Boo-ze!
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How does the sun listen to music?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Where do ships always get stuck?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
How do you get straight A's?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What's a priest's favorite food?
