What do you call a handsome runner?
Dashing.
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What is the strongest animal?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why was the bunny upset?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Which plant has the best roar?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?