What do you call a handsome runner?
Dashing.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Which fly makes films?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What table can you never sit at?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
