Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call a vacation at home?