What do you call a handsome runner?
Dashing.
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?