What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Poul-try.
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
