What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Poul-try.
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
When do mice play every day?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?