What is a cat's favorite math problem?
A box and whisker plot.
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's the most determined bird?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?