What is a cat's favorite math problem?
A box and whisker plot.
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why are goats so funny?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
