Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where does laundry go to college?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?