How do you get straight A's?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?