What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Slush puppies.
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
