What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why was the cow afraid?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?