Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What does a dog say before eating?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What animal knows kung fu?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?