Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?