What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why are boxers good comedians?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What horn never makes a sound?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?