What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
