What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do little monsters call their mother?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?