Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do math teachers eat?
How did the tree feel in spring?