What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?